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- <title>
- Mar. 01, 1993: Reviews:Theater
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- <history>
- TIME--The Weekly Newsmagazine--1993
- Mar. 01, 1993 You Say You Want a Revolution...
- </history>
- <article>
- <source>Time Magazine</source>
- <hdr>
- REVIEWS, Page 64
- THEATER
- The Patient Is Impatient
- </hdr>
- <body>
- <p>By WILLIAM A. HENRY III
- </p>
- <qt>
- <l>TITLE: Wrong Turn At Lungfish</l>
- <l>AUTHORS: Garry Marshall and Lowell Ganz</l>
- <l>WHERE: Off-Broadway</l>
- </qt>
- <p> THE BOTTOM LINE: George C. Scott's trademark irascibility cannot
- salvage a hospital comedy by two Hollywood hands.
- </p>
- <p> The best moment is the first, when an old lion of a man taps
- his way, tentative yet trying to be ferocious, toward the hospital
- bed at center stage. He removes wraparound dark glasses to reveal
- eyes that do not focus, that plainly cannot see. He fumbles,
- with slow majesty, to untie the sash of his robe. An audience
- cannot help feeling the brave pathos of the character and the
- star power of the actor. Unfortunately, at this point the play's
- dialogue begins, and the illusion of believability slips irretrievably
- away.
- </p>
- <p> Every season, it seems, brings some new sentimental comedy about
- terminal illness, usually involving some old curmudgeon's coming
- to rosy terms with the imperfections of the world he is about
- to leave. These plays, whose "reality" is rooted not in life
- but in prior plays, movies and TV, shy away from the raw emotions
- of fear and grief and the harsh facts of the body's decline,
- trivializing the eternal mystery they pretend to revere. What
- makes Wrong Turn at Lungfish more than usually disappointing
- is that most such plays don't have George C. Scott (although
- last season's revival of the similarly smarmy On Borrowed Time
- did), and most are not written by Hollywood veterans whose creative
- credits number Pretty Woman, City Slickers and A League of Their
- Own (plus, it must be admitted, Laverne and Shirley). For that
- matter, most do not have TV hunk Tony Danza (Taxi, Who's the
- Boss?), making his New York stage debut as a hoodlum. (For important
- plot reasons, he is supposed to be about 27, but Danza looks
- a dozen years older.)
- </p>
- <p> The authors have taken a standard sitcom premise--mismatched
- people, in this case Scott as a college professor and Jami Gertz
- as the barely literate young volunteer who reads to him because
- he is blind--then lumbered it with portentous yet unpursued
- references to battered women, child abuse, academic plagiarism,
- organized crime and the BaDeath March (not to mention Beethoven's
- deafness, Baudelaire's profligacy and the evolutionary significance
- of the animal in the title). Despite these highfalutin distractions,
- the story trudges along to its always foreseeable end: the old
- man dies but lives on in the young woman he has persuaded to
- make something better of herself.
- </p>
- <p> The laughs, and there are plenty, come mostly from Scott's trademark
- vocabulary of gestures for impatience--the wide-eyed glare,
- the bellow, the thundering crash of his heel for emphasis as
- he tells the long-winded young woman, "Short! Short!" About
- two hours shorter would have been best for this whole two-hour
- enterprise.
- </p>
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- </body>
- </article>
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